Dinosaur sweets

Proposed letter to the Natural Confectionary Company.

Dear Sir/Madam

I would just like to point out a discrepancy with your Dinosaur sweets. From looking at the way you have your dinosaurs standing I can only assume that you are not aware of the today’s accepted view of dinosaur stance.

Rather than having their tails trailing along the ground as you have with your sweets I think you will find that dinosaurs held their tails off the ground as a stiff counterbalance to their head and neck.

I hope that you can soon amend this situation so that I can continue to enjoy your sweets while out and about in New Zealand.

Yours sincerely

Raymond Finn


PS I don’t think the colours are right either!